Huh? What are you doing with the camera?
Dude, I was sleeping!
Get it off! I'm not feeling French tonight!
Lady, you can talk to the paw.
ConvivicalCrafter's cat Kally wasn't feeling very French, either. You can see the furmiliation here. Thanks, Pren, for sending me the link!
I have another cat hat idea brewing. Once it manifests itself (this usually happens when the idea bugs me so much I cannot stop thinking about it), the pattern will emerge. Until then...