Vespa told me that she was voted the official spokesanimal for our household. She informed me that until I agree to only photograph their good sides, the animals are revolting and will act really bored with me. Eventually, they hope that someone out there will take pity on them and come rescue them from evil me.
"We're warning you now, lady. Back off! I have two fully clawed front paws. You have two eyes. Do the math."