For all you Mingus fans, I hate to burst your bubble, but Mingus is very, very bad dog. Sit back and let me tell you a little story...
I had this stick, see? It was a great stick - a stick so good that other dogs from around the neighborhood howled little ditties about Vespa and Her Great Stick. Mingus, who as we all know suffers from a wide assortment of mental issues stemming from his questionable past, decided that he was going to steal my stick.
He grabbed the other end of my stick, and tugged!
I growled at him! I begged him to leave the Stick alone, but he persisted!
He wouldn't let go! I warned him that he was going to break my magnificent Stick, but he did not care. He continued to tug.
Yes, folks, he broke the Stick. Then, he smirked in his "special" vacant, imbecile way and paraded around the backyard with the partial stick. I hung my head down in mourning.
See? This is why Mingus is a horrible dog! This is why I need to be an only dog again.
Anyone want a malamute? Leave me your info, and I'll email you when my folks are gone. Come quickly and I'll even throw in a couple of cats! Hurry!
Vespa (aka The Angel Dog)