Picture this: one 1000 square-foot house, two dogs, two cats, 5 adults, 2 teenage boys, and one toddler. Also, let's throw only one bathroom, less than 12 hours notice of impending visitors, one day after a 5 day vacation, and a ton of catch-up work into the equation. Congratulations, you now have the formula to my last 24 hours.
Phrases one dreads hearing:
Do you have any air freshener? No? Oh, sorry...
Can I throw this diaper here?
What is Mingus doing with that diaper?
Is there another bathroom here?
Why is he flushing the toilet over and over again?
Do you have a plunger?
Do you have anymore toilet paper?
Don't lock the bathroom while you shower! The baby might need to poop! She hasn't pooped in 3 days!
When did you get all that gray hair? Poor thing, you got your mother's hair color.