Friday, May 25, 2007

My first date, by Mingus

Today, my mom set me up with this really hot chic named Riva.

Note to the players: a little lamb treat warms up the honeys. They'll even sit right next to you!
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I told Riva some funny jokes and pretended to be a reindeer. She thought I was the cat's meow.
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As she warmed up to me, I suggested that we continue our date in the pool (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). She thought that was a great idea. I had a chance to show off my impressive water tricks.
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Then, I played it cool. I stepped out of the pool, dried myself off, and posed by the bushes. After all, I didn't want her to know I liked her!
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It worked! She came racing after me. I love a woman who takes charge!
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Until we meet again, sweet Riva. Wow. What a dog!

1 comment:

  1. Wow...what is this, 'Doggy Porn?' Or maybe a canine version of 'The Bachelor?' It even had the classic hot tub scene!



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