Today, my mom set me up with this really hot chic named Riva.
Note to the players: a little lamb treat warms up the honeys. They'll even sit right next to you!
I told Riva some funny jokes and pretended to be a reindeer. She thought I was the cat's meow.
As she warmed up to me, I suggested that we continue our date in the pool (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). She thought that was a great idea. I had a chance to show off my impressive water tricks.
Then, I played it cool. I stepped out of the pool, dried myself off, and posed by the bushes. After all, I didn't want her to know I liked her!
It worked! She came racing after me. I love a woman who takes charge!
Until we meet again, sweet Riva. Wow. What a dog!