M: Hey, Vespa! Your breath smells like poo!
V: You better take that back, Mingus!
M: Phew! It smells bad in here! That must be because Vespa burped! You can tell because her burps smell like -
V: I said, take it back! Stop saying that!
M: *cough, cough* I can hardily stand the stink. I think I'm going to die.
I hope you had a good first day at work, TofuNinja! This is dedicated to you! (And for the record, my breath smells like roses.)